Ted Leonsis

We have heard that Ted Leonsis likes to breathe. No, while this may seem intuitive to some people, it behooves us to prove that Ted Leonsis is a living, breathing human being. It's not important to know or understand why Ted Leonsis is a living, breathing human being. What is important is that we prove he is a living, breathing human being.

We could use DNA to prove that Ted Leonsis is a human being, but how could we obtain such a specimen, especially without his permission? It cannot be done legally. So we must not attempt to use DNA to prove that Ted Leonsis is a living, breathing human being. Instead, we shall use logic.

And logic tells us that Ted Leonsis is a living, breathing human being because no machine could possibly have written his blog. Only a living, breathing human being like Ted Leonsis could have written his blog.

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